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I'm waiting for a friend on Jalan Suweta in Central Ubud. Three young Scandinavian women are at the side of the road clinching a deal on their new scooter rentals. They mount; and look non-plussed as they hunt for the ignition. The rental lady shows them how to switch their motorbikes on.

It really doesn't bode well.

Two seem to get the hang of it and disappear into the main road.

The third pauses at the junction with Jalan Raya Ubud, looks left and right, and forgets one crucial thing: if you give an automatic some gas and don't hold onto the brake with your left hand, your body flies backwards and your right hand turns the throttle up even more.

It's a G-force thing.

She tears into the traffic. She can't stop. She narrowly misses hitting a car head-on, swerves past a mum on a 'bike and slaloms across the road as she tries to stop the 90-kilo motorbike with her feet, duck-style.

Before she hits anyone - it's a miracle she doesn't - she falls in a bad-sounding heap of breaking plastic and scraping metal. A group of Balinese rush to pick her up before the cops can get to her. She's almost crying - more out of shame and shock than injury.

But a small hole in the side of her leg starts to bleed, and keeps bleeding, and a widening pool of blood circles her right flip-flop before snaking its way into a dusty gutter.

The rental lady has arrived on the scene after hearing the screams, and keeps looking at the tourist's leg, and then at her scrapped motorbike, and then back at the tourist's leg.

If you want to kill yourself on Bali, jumping on a scooter with no experience is a tried-and-trusted method.

If you've never ridden a motorbike before, don't do it here. If you don't hurt or kill yourself, some other innocent bystander may be on the receiving end of your madness.

Related Content: Scooter Injuries in Ubud, Bali

For more tips, tricks and spills on Bali's roads, take a look at 'Surviving Bali on a Rental Scooter' by Ubud High. It might just save you several thousand dollars, or your life.

And for the Balinese side of the coin: Silly season in Ubud, Part 1: Just another motorbike accident on Bali.

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