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Coronavirus pandemic / Bali / Face-masks / Maskless Western foreigners and tourists / Ubud / Canggu / Seminyak / Indonesian Covid-19 Health Protocols
June 22, 2020
It's official: you're not special because of your nationality or skin colour, and your breath is potentially weaponised.
Brown lives matter, too.
Just for fun, I sit outside a busy Circle K on Ubud's main street for an hour, and I count how many people are wearing masks. After all, we're at the kick-start of an airborne pandemic on Bali that's only getting worse, and I'm wondering how Ubud's New Abnormal is cracking along.
Numbers can be boring.
775 people pass on 'bikes and on foot. Out of these, 611 are local – and 568 are wearing masks. That's 93 percent who are toeing the line on their own island or country.
Out of the white contingent, 94 out of 164 are not wearing masks.
Which translates as 57 percent of white foreigners in Ubud, in a random hour, who couldn't give a pig's fart whose island they're borrowing – or who they interact with while they shop, or whose parents or grandparents they kill on their once-in-a-lifetime Corona lockdown holiday.
A semi-dressed pig in her underwear models a cartoon crown as she wanders the streets of Ubud in Bali, Indonesia.
Photograph © 2021 Ubud High.
Out with the old and brown, and in with the new – more often than not young, and Russian – wave of ice-cold, off-white sea-foam.
As the Coronavirus catches light across Indonesia, wearing a mask in public isn't optional, or a personal lifestyle choice or a political branding in this country – it's law.
It's official: you're not special because of your unfortunate racial genetic make-up or skin colour, and your breath is potentially weaponised.
Brown lives matter, too.
Fragments from Bali, 2020
- Indonesia's 'New Normal' ~ First milestone of 1000 daily Coronavirus cases hit
- Indonesia records most Coronavirus cases and deaths in South-East Asia
- Play this near anyone not wearing a face-mask near you
- Breathwork, Ubud-style ~ Kill your neighbour, kill me
- Wissam Barakeh & 'The House of Om' on Bali ~ Going full-Covid in the name of heart-centred love and light [Updated 2021]
- Coronavirus / Covid-19 update for Bali, Indonesia ~ Cases and Deaths (July 4, 2020)
- Coronavirus / Covid-19 update for Indonesia ~ Cases and Deaths (July 10, 2020)
- Marked for Life ~ Anti-maskers, maskless foreigners and Covid-19 on Bali
- Thought for the Day ~ Coping
- Extreme courage
- Six specific symptom clusters for Covid-19
- Indonesia breaks record daily Covid-19 death-toll and surpasses China in cases
- Coronavirus / Covid-19 updates for Indonesia and Bali (July 23, 2020)
- Ayurvedic Tantric Sex & Yoga on Bali ~ Tantra Instructors, Teachers, Classes and Workshops in Ubud & Canggu
- Jerinx and maskless anti-rapid test & anti-swab test demonstrators protest in Denpasar, Bali, Indonesia
- Yeah, bro, like... anyway ~ Maskless foreigners, face-masks and Covid-19 health protocols on Bali
Public poster outside Ubud Market shaming Western tourists and foreigners for not wearing face-masks and
disobeying Indonesia's Covid-19 health protocols. Masks have been mandated in Indonesia
since March 2020. Foreigners' adoption of masks is embarrassingly weak on the resort island.
Ubud, Bali, Indonesia on Feb 13, 2021.
Photograph by © 2021 Ubud High.
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